Monday, September 29, 2008

JOURNEY OF LOVE – THE KILLER SMILE

Hey guys… I’m back with another bash, as promised…

For all the new readers, kindly read my first post to understand what I am talking about. Also hope you remember… To keep this post clean I would not disclose any names and would also add some spice to my posts. I expect the same from any of you who would like to comment.

Caution: Be careful when a girl smiles at you. Because that might not always mean that she is interested in you.

Confused!!!... Ok let me explain it through one of my experience.


Once upon a time around few years back, while I was traveling in a bus. The bus was quite empty, and not many people were seated in it. I thought ‘Shucks… looks like another bad day in my life’.

While I was enjoying the glimpses around… this lovely, gorgeous, innocent l ooking girl at the bus stop, caught my eyes. She was dead cute, and guess what happened next???

“SHE BOARDED THE BUS”.

She wasn’t alone; there was an elder lady which accompanied her. I was as usual staring at her, when SUDDENLY… she looked at me and passed a smile… OOOOFYOOUUUMAAA!! It seems like I am growing more woo’able and a drool material for girls… (Wink)

The major turn in this day happened now… when this girl came and sat next to me. Whoa HO HO HO… it seems like my bad day just turned the luckiest. She smiled again and I gave her a gentle smiley reply. It was such a thrilling moment, for the first time a strange girl who is so beautiful sat beside’s me.

I was looking for a chance to start a conversation, but whenever I looked at her smiled back at me and I had to smile back too and this continued for 10 – 15 minutes. [Gosh… when would this end, and when will I get to talk to her and exchange numbers?]. Finally, the conductor entered (the person who checks the tickets & also Issue one when you don’t have it). The elderly women purchased a single ticket for herself… I started getting ideas here (just as you are getting some, that I am booked, I need to buy her ticket now). When the conductor came towards me, I showed him my ticket and she (the girl) showed hers (phew… I am not booked).

Hey wait… the ticket she showed was a little weird. Let me recall that… YES… it was green in color, and mine is a pink one. I was getting too inquisitive about that ticket. So I went and spoke to the conductor to confirm what that ticket meant? I was shocked, jacked and went speechless after listening to what he said. I was undergoing different kinds of emotions, and of course was embarrassed, and felt pity.

Wanna know what he told me… ok here it goes –

Initially the conductor told me that the ticket is for handicaps. This confused me, cause I couldn’t see anything wrong in her. On an inquiry from the conductor, he explained that…

“It’s a ticket for Mentally Retarded… and she is one.”
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After this incident, going forward – whenever, a girl smiles at me, I first speak to her for some time till I start believing she is perfectly alright, so that I am not jacked again.

----- Hey guys, I don’t hold any Hard Feelings against mentally retarded or any such people. I respect them and I understand what they are currently going through. Just that I am on a look out for a girl who can be my life partner, and stay with me all my life. A mentally retarded girl would not be a legitimate choice for me though.

Thought for the Day - Girls smile is like a big pool, where boys get drowned and become fool. [In a similar context.. here is one more - Girls smile are like river Nile, big and beautiful, but boys have chances of getting fool]

1 comment:

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